Question 1

Will there be shade around the bench?

Accepted Answer

Yes. We have recently planted some new trees near the seating, and the area should be shaded within the next 20-25 years.

Question 2

Why is the park closed on Fridays?

Accepted Answer

We know many of you may be concerned about the parks recent closure on Fridays. Unfortunately, due to recent Wendigo sightings, we have been forced to take extreme action, and close the park one day a week in order to fumigate and exterminate any supernatural lifeforms in the area. Attempting to enter the park on a Friday will result in forceful ejection from the premises. We thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Question 3

Will the flying fox be replaced

Accepted Answer

No. A rusty and stiff flying fox is a good flying fox.

Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently asked questions

Will there be shade around the bench?

Why is the park closed on Fridays?

Will the flying fox be replaced