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About Us

Finding Grass in Every Turn

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Our Story

A beautiful little park with a playground, water fountain and bin. Also contains the odd violent beast, but we're working on that! Contact us any day except Friday.

Suspected to be originally a drive-in movie theatre, and later the summoning site for Solomon's 72 Demon Gods, Leymar Park has a rich history dating back to the evolution of grass about 55 million years ago. More recently, however, there have been multiple sightings of Wendigos which have been a minor disruption to the operation of Leymar Park.

Meet The Team

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Groundskeeper Willie

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Groundskeeper & CEO

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Park Playground

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Lead Playground

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Gerald

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Local Electrical Box

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Barry

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Park Bench

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Walter

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Fulltime Beast

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Part-time Demon God

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